Poop

Any time I have a thought fly through my mind that I may want more children in the future,
someone immediately gets poop stuck/smeared in a place in the house where there should never be poop.
The cleanup is so complex, it's almost if it were a trick designed by the Maker Himself.
 

And then I remember, 

raising babes and tots is about, 

more than anything else,
 

...wrangling with poop.